veinti.cautro

someone you'd switch lives with for a day.

my first thought to this prompt was mah gurl shakira. 

as far as i can tell, she's the cutest celeb in all the world.
buut then i realized that i wouldn't really wanna be a celebrity cause at the end of the day,
i'd just hate my life of actually have to pay for stuff
(even though they could afford just about anything. ridic)
& nobody outside a 5 mile radius knowing my name.
SO. i've decided.
if i were to switch lives with anyone, i'd become a BOY.
doesn't matter who, just a clean cut, normal, cute boy.


reasons: 
i've always wanted to know if girls really are "walking pornography"
why the hell halo is so great.
what they talk about when girls aren't around.
umm..what's its like to.. "enjoy" a girls presence. G rated enough?
jump off things & somehow have the time of their lives.
eat anything & everything. then some more. and look good.
go shirtless whenev.
see the world from a whole foot higher.
have short hair.
 look at my girl self why in boy mentality & see what "boy me" thinks.
have a flat chest. mine came early, i've forgotten.
see why they think abnormally large muscles make them cooler.  it doesn't.
simply slip some nikes & a hat on and look damn good.
to pee annnywhere.

  reasons & pictorial evidence as to why being a boy would be superb.
that boy in the first 2 pics is a baaabe without trying. not fair.



-h